What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...