Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Changed HR policies
|Casual Fridays:Week 1 – Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays...