The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...