Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....