More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...