Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...