What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...