Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...