What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...