Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...