From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...