Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...