How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...