Flying in the plane
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Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Some stupid truckers
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Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
A walking economy
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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
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Got to glow now!
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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!