Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...