Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...