The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...