Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...