Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...