Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...