Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...