Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...