The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...