Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...