Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...