Huge criminal record
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How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...