A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Advice from lawyers
|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...