Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...