Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.