Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...