Live Longer
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7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Your New Year Resolution
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Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”