Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...