Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...