My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
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Memory Pills
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My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Packing Elephants
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Last Lunch
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The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.