Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.