Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!