Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...