Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...