Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Most Men and Real Men
The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men Real Men..put you on the phone...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!