To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...