Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...