Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....