How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...