Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...