Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...