Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...