134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...