Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...