Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
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Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...