Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...